HOW TO MAKE AN OUTSIDE HOT TUB (INSANE ENGINEER WAY)

HOW TO MAKE AN OUTSIDE HOT TUB (INSANE ENGINEER WAY)

First, call Home Depot or other home improvement centers to find out how much it costs for some one to place a hot tub outside, so you know first how much money you are saving, so you can get your celebration wine, for money well saved.

Then, you go to a farm store and buy a cow trough.  Do you know what a cow trough is?  It is a big bucket that cows eat from.   Then, you cut a hole in a sidebar for a car headlight.  This is tough to do. This is a tough job costing many hours of sweat although nothing compared to replacing a bathtub.  After this, you will still  require many days of rest and not work, to be ready for the next step.  Mostly, you are too tired from the bathtub project... This is where you need your wine, to forget about this project, too.

Then, you build a deck around out of old packing crates.  You found a perfect corner in your yard.  You put a hole on the bottom of the trough. with cork as the drain, and pipes coming on the side ( 4 places) hooked on your air compressor for jacuzzi action.   Fill it directly, from your hot water supply, drink up the air tubes, hook up the car battery to the headlight, hop in, and enjoy!  The neighbors lived too close for me to enjoy although he did not seem to have any problem!  Now, my explanation of the process may be a little confusing, but that's OK.  I am positive that you will not be doing this project.

For Advanced students only:   You can use a car headlight hidden behind a piece of plexiglass to provide mood lighting.   He was a romantic robot wanting to provide this wonderful outdoor hot tub with mood lighting, but I just found everything hysterically funny.    So, why a car headlight?   The cheapest and also easy to find, and he had a few spares with him.   Also, while this hot tub operation is going on, you should have another bathroom to take a shower, have a friend living near, or have a very nice neighbor.

I could have said: He made an outdoor hot tub out of a cow trough, and I laughed a lot.