Memoir Journey: First Sneak Peek of THE CHICKENS, THE CAT, AND HOMESCHOOLING IN MAUI

So, I keep getting messages on Facebook from a few different admin. that I am violating some copyright issues... and asking my personal information to clarify.  Sounds like scammers, right?  But, just in case someone is stealing my work, I am going to publish a little bit of my story.  This story is true and all mine! Most likely I am properly paranoid after scammers knocking on my page daily.

Still a rough draft...

THE CHICKENS, THE CAT, AND HOMESCHOOLING IN MAUI (need better title)

INTRODUCTION

Once upon a time, there lived a lunatic couple and two unfortunate but still relatively happy two little girls on an island called Maui.  There were no witches with an appetite for children or seven strange little men inhabiting the island, so they decided that it was a secure haven to park. OK.  This is not a fiction but a true story.  Considering that the rest of the book is not going to be anything of value to literature, and I am just going to tell you a story, I am not sure why it is so hard to start this.

After calling Maui home for a decade and a half and taking on the homeschool teacher role for my little ones, I transformed into an island explorer, leading countless field trips for a couple of years.  Now, I can boast that I've practically traveled to every single spot that graces those famous Maui travel guides (well, almost... maybe...not really).  I used some of those guidebooks  for my field trips.  Let's just say that I drove a lot.  My original idea was to whip this into some kind of travel guide, you know, because most vacation destinations in Maui were familiar to me and because who would want to read the memoir of a nobody?